Christina Hendricks Photo: gossipcenter.com
In no particular order, my impression of the 2013 Emmys. Kind of boring, a snooze … Standouts – Sofia Vergara’s big boobs almost bursting out of her Vera Wang dress, but her long long blonder hair (extensions) only worked backview …red red lips (big trend for Fall) made all who wore them look instantly more exciting and alive and everyone else drab … Robin Williams and his white tie actually worked … Jon Hamm’s hair and beard too black (bad dye job Jon) and what was that kind of contrived quiff? … Anna Gunn’s low nape chignon wasn’t bad, not as great as her dress though, better side than front view … Tina Fey’s hair, forget the style but it was super shiny, as was the hair of many more than usual (a good night for Moroccanoil?) … Jeff Daniels chewing gum or whatever during his acceptance speech (how tacky can you get?) … Bobby Cannavale’s acceptance speach for his violent role in “Boardwalk Empire” woke me up … as did the Comedy Writers nomination sequence … Love Jimmy Fallon, always love Jimmy Fallon … He should have been hosting (Neal Patrick Harris not funny or interesting) …Clare Danes with her faux shiny bob and red lips looked better than usual … Maria Menounos, hair rising up at front and her fishtail … Damian Lewis of Homeland bald, all that lovely red hair gone, don’t know why (do you?) … Elizabeth Moss and her too blonde too short behind the ear shortie didn’t look like Elizabeth Moss … Heidi Klum in a great Versace dress, something kind of interesting at the back of her hair, but dark roots is all I remember … Will Ferrell , with 3 kids in tow, giving the most prestigious awards thumbing his nose at everything and everyone was very funny but way out of line dressed in dreadful weekend schmutters, even tackier than Jeff Daniels … Christina Hendricks of “Mad Men” was a waving beauty, better shorter, good length. January Jones also waved it. The rest were forgettable … The hairdressers who do the hair for these award shows do boooorrring work. But the stars don’t want much either, it would seem. Are they scared of Joan Rivers?!! Why can’t someone have some creative imagination? Even an interesting hair detail would be better than the nothing hair at this year’s Emmys. And too many weren’t even well done. I kept thinking I should have watched “Foyle’s War” on PBS … Sigh.